Melania Trump reads a Dr Seuss book to sick children:
My only complaint is that she doesn’t show them the pictures. I would read to my kids pointing the pages at them the whole time and reading upside down. That would be hard if it’s not your first language, but I suppose she could practice on the plane there.
Well, look what popped up in our library in Australia:
This book “A Child’s first book of Trump”, by Michael Ian Black and Marc Rosenthal is published by Simon & Schuster and available in many good bookstores and on Amazon.
It is not a good gift for Trumpsters. It is not a good gift for President Trump, because the language is mostly simple enough for him to understand, except for the word “philanthropic.”
It is a good gift for Trump’s ex wives, and for Hillary Clinton. It is a good gift for anti-Trumpers.
The book is written and illustrated in the style of the Dr Seuss books, but would not suit actual younger children, as it is a bit mean to call a person a beast. Some points in it are factual, some are not.
“Great verse this book has in both meter and rhyme,
Arrives on the scene at the very best time!
Its jokes and your chortles will find syncopation
As reading you drink in its choice illustrations.
The subject is viewed both in whole and dissection
like a big, orange, hairy insect collection.
You'll laugh and you'll cry, for its joy is sincere,
But we could be living this nightmare next year. “
- BS Detector on Amazon reviews.
“Gallows humor. Needs instruction for emigration to Canada.”
- Amazon Customer on Amazon reviews
This is a morality book for children, below, though maybe not for very young ones as the ending may upset them.
Don’t tell lies, Lucy written by Phil Roxbee Cox :