Friday, 31 March 2017
TRUMP LEADS A DOUBLE WIFE
HEAT
-Diana, Princess of Wales
Prince Charles' Pickup lines:
"Wanna hold the royal scepter?"
"If you think my ears are big..."
"Come upstairs with me and I'll make you the Princess of Wails."
"Let's put the bucking in Buckingham Palace."
- "A mattress?"Bruno Metz, Strasbourg, France"
- Not a matresss -since a mistress is something between a mister and a mattress! "Ian Hymes, Chester, UKtaken from Guardian.com
I'm lonely
What do you think
Can't take it all
What ya gonna do
Gonna live my life
So slide over here
And give me a moment
Your moves are so raw
I've got to let you know
I've got to let you know
You're one of my kind
I need you tonight
'Cause I'm not sleeping
There's something about you girl
That makes me sweat"
INXS
On the morning of 22 November 1997, Hutchence was found dead in his hotel room in Sydney. His death was reported by the New South Wales Coroner to be the result of suicide. In 2000, Yates died of a heroin overdose. The couple's daughter was placed in Geldof's custody with her half-sisters." Wikipedia
Q.Why did Paula Yates leave Bob Geldof for Michael Hutchence?
A. Because Michael was well hung.
A SUCCESSFUL MISTRESS
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Madame de Pompadour , mistress of Louis the 15 th of France was so smoking hot , cultured, and intelligent, she was an advisor to the king. She even featured in an episode of Dr Who, (SPOILER ALERT close your eyes , ) and he fell in love with her! Well, who wouldn't!
A husband and wife are laying in their bed...
Wife: If I die will you have another woman in this bed?
Husband: Yeah.
Wife: Will you marry her?
Husband: Maybe.
Wife: Will you let her use my golf clubs?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Why not?
Husband: She's left-handed.
CAUSES
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" Studies have found that men are more likely to engage in extramarital sex if they are unsatisfied sexually, while women are more likely to engage in (extramarital) sex if they are unsatisfied emotionally.
Kimmel and Van Der Veen found that sexual satisfaction may be more important to husbands and that wives are more concerned with compatibility with their partners. Studies suggest that individuals who can separate concepts of sex and love are more likely to accept situations where infidelity occurs. One study done by Roscoe, Cavanaugh, & Kennedy found that women indicated relationship dissatisfaction as the number one reason for infidelity, whereas men reported a lack of communication, understanding, and sexual incompatibility.
Glass & Wright also found that men and women who are involved in both sexual and emotional infidelities reported being the most dissatisfied in their relationships than those who engaged in either sexual or emotional infidelity alone. In general, marital dissatisfaction overall is the number one reason often reported for infidelity for both sexes.
It is important to note that there are many other factors that increase the likelihood of anyone engaging in infidelity. Individuals exhibiting sexually permissive attitudes and those who have had a high number of past sexual relationships are also more likely to engage in infidelity. Other factors such as being well educated, living in an urban centre, being less religious, having a liberal ideology and values, having more opportunities to meet potential partners, and being older affected the likelihood of one being involved in an extramarital affair. ". Wikipedia
Some serial philanderers should just never get married at all, if they can't control themselves.
‘Richard and I had an incredible chemistry together. We couldn’t get enough of each other,’ Elizabeth once said. "
Francesca Rice. Marieclaire.co.uk
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
I'm tired, sick and tired of the same thing over and over again
Come on, girlfriend, talk to me
I'm takin' the Porche, I'm takin' the house, I'm takin' the kids
He can have the Volvo but that damn Jag is mine
Oh, sure, girlfriend, oh, sure, sure"
Lady Saw -Son of a b*tch, lyrics.
Wednesday, 29 March 2017
CONTROVERSY CORNER -part 1 : 9-11
Tuesday, 28 March 2017
TWO CARRIER BAGS
She's no time for talking, she just keeps right on walking
Carrying her home, in two carrier bags
So how can you tell me you're lonely
And say for you that the sun don't shine
Let me take you by the hand and lead you through the streets of London
I'll show you something to make you change your mind."
Monday, 27 March 2017
SHOULD PARENTS BUTT OUT ?
Dormtainment - Leggings Song Lyrics
Body parts words and explicit word.
" [Verse 3: Ty Dolla $ign (Vincent Dutye)]
Can someone please tell me
Why I'm on this track with Fifth Harmony
And why are all of their songs about b*ning
It's messed up their fans are young teens
Somebody needs to teach these
Girls how to twerk properly
They look like they are seizuring
Stop that s**t, I am begging you please!
Ooh I am so damn confused
How I'd go from Blasé to
A song with shirtless dudes?
And why do I have this?
Guess I should hit something
[Worker #5]
Why'd you do that?
Now gas is leaking! "
Bart Baker "work from home parody."