-Diana, Princess of Wales
Prince Charles' Pickup lines:
"Wanna hold the royal scepter?""If you think my ears are big..." "Come upstairs with me and I'll make you the Princess of Wails." "Let's put the bucking in Buckingham Palace." 
- "A mattress?"Bruno Metz, Strasbourg, France"
- Not a matresss -since a mistress is something between a mister and a mattress! "Ian Hymes, Chester, UKtaken from Guardian.com
Call her and tell her.
I'm lonely
What do you think
Can't take it all
What ya gonna do
Gonna live my life
So slide over here
And give me a moment
Your moves are so raw
I've got to let you know
I've got to let you know
You're one of my kind
I need you tonight
'Cause I'm not sleeping
There's something about you girl
That makes me sweat"
INXS
On the morning of 22 November 1997, Hutchence was found dead in his hotel room in Sydney. His death was reported by the New South Wales Coroner to be the result of suicide. In 2000, Yates died of a heroin overdose. The couple's daughter was placed in Geldof's custody with her half-sisters." Wikipedia
Q.Why did Paula Yates leave Bob Geldof for Michael Hutchence?
A. Because Michael was well hung.
A SUCCESSFUL MISTRESS
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Madame de Pompadour , mistress of Louis the 15 th of France was so smoking hot , cultured, and intelligent, she was an advisor to the king. She even featured in an episode of Dr Who, (SPOILER ALERT close your eyes , ) and he fell in love with her! Well, who wouldn't!
A husband and wife are laying in their bed...
Wife: If I die will you have another woman in this bed?
Husband: Yeah.
Wife: Will you marry her?
Husband: Maybe.
Wife: Will you let her use my golf clubs?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Why not?
Husband: She's left-handed.
CAUSES
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" Studies have found that men are more likely to engage in extramarital sex if they are unsatisfied sexually, while women are more likely to engage in (extramarital) sex if they are unsatisfied emotionally.
Kimmel and Van Der Veen found that sexual satisfaction may be more important to husbands and that wives are more concerned with compatibility with their partners. Studies suggest that individuals who can separate concepts of sex and love are more likely to accept situations where infidelity occurs. One study done by Roscoe, Cavanaugh, & Kennedy found that women indicated relationship dissatisfaction as the number one reason for infidelity, whereas men reported a lack of communication, understanding, and sexual incompatibility.
Glass & Wright also found that men and women who are involved in both sexual and emotional infidelities reported being the most dissatisfied in their relationships than those who engaged in either sexual or emotional infidelity alone. In general, marital dissatisfaction overall is the number one reason often reported for infidelity for both sexes.
It is important to note that there are many other factors that increase the likelihood of anyone engaging in infidelity. Individuals exhibiting sexually permissive attitudes and those who have had a high number of past sexual relationships are also more likely to engage in infidelity. Other factors such as being well educated, living in an urban centre, being less religious, having a liberal ideology and values, having more opportunities to meet potential partners, and being older affected the likelihood of one being involved in an extramarital affair. ". Wikipedia
Some serial philanderers should just never get married at all, if they can't control themselves.
‘Richard and I had an incredible chemistry together. We couldn’t get enough of each other,’ Elizabeth once said. "
Francesca Rice. Marieclaire.co.uk
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
I'm tired, sick and tired of the same thing over and over again
Come on, girlfriend, talk to me
I'm takin' the Porche, I'm takin' the house, I'm takin' the kids
He can have the Volvo but that damn Jag is mine
Oh, sure, girlfriend, oh, sure, sure"
Lady Saw -Son of a b*tch, lyrics.
6 comments:
Thanks for the Michael Hutchins video. I loved that track! Some people are just born to be desired and he definitely fits the bill. Jagger oozed the same kind of vibe, especially when he was young. I'd imagine if you're that gorgeous it's pretty difficult not to play to your strengths:) Mind you, things aren't always as perfect as they seem on the surface, he was actually pretty messed up after his skull was fractured in a random attack five years before he died. It resulted in him losing all sense of taste and smell which led to him being really depressed.
I well remember the TV programme him and Paula Yates met on. It was a music show called The Tube and she used to interview celebs on a bed. It was clear there was a real spark between them and I guess it tragically ended up burning them both out.
Just as tragic was one of her children's deaths through an overdose, Peaches Geldoff.
Paula had another strange twist in her life when she discovered that her biological Father was in fact a friend of her Fathers. A journalist announced it in a eulogy at the biological Fathers funeral!
Some people have a lot of upheaval in their lives so I don't judge behaviours too much. Besides, until you walk a long way in someone else's shoes, you never really know how steady on your feet you'd remain.
When Peaches died I think it really cemented that whole extended family as tragic.
Live hard, die young.
Yeah, some people seem to be able to put the brakes on and others get lost forever. Does tend to run in families though.
Repeating patterns of behaviour I suppose.
The other thing is luck. Some people have really close scrapes with drug overdoses but come out of long term abuse still rocking on into old age.
Maybe they just have stronger physical constitutions?
The drugs , like pot, are much stronger now, cause bad side effects, like schizophrenia, compared to the weaker stuff from the 60 s. Alot of stronger drugs today have poisons like cleaning products or any old crud in them.
Begs the eternal question should drugs be legalised to make them 'safer'.
Synthetically grown weed is called Skunk in this country and it has spawned lots of bad long term side effects. Psychosis etc.
I don't know how I feel about legalising it though as it's almost like giving it the thumbs up.
However, medically I definitely think it should be available for the treatment of some illnesses like MS.
Prescription drugs are legal. They still cause overdoses and dependency. Alcohol is the same.
Perhaps society needs to address the unhappiness at the core of addiction, or put money into gene research into addictive traits. As long as governments make tax dollars from alcohol and gambling, it seems unlikely .
Yes to legalisation for medical conditions.
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